Oh, that's my favorite part
Where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days on this nowhere planet
With a bunch of nobodies

That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends
That's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

What did she say about me? What did she say?
What did you do without me? What did you do?
Did you play games without me? What did you play?
Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?

That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

She's running circles around us
I'm rusty, give me a break
It really is her, but she can't be serious
You know her, Pearl? Can you tell us who she is?

Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who am I? Who am I? What are you even saying?
I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing
Let's play another game, this time I get to win
Lives on the line
Winner takes all
Ready or not
Let's begin

That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends
Oh, that's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

What did she say about me? What did she say?
What did you do without me? What did you do?
Did you play games without me? What did you play?
Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?

Who am I? Who am I? What are you even saying?
I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing
Let's play another game, this time I get to win
Lives on the line
Winner takes all
Ready or not
Let's begin

That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends
Oh, that's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends

Gee, it's swell (Oh, what did you do without me?)
Gee, it's swell
Oh, gee, it's swell (Oh, what did she say about me?)
Gee, it's swell

That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends
Oh, that's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her
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Other
Other friends